Name: Dylan
Birth date: July 25, 1991
Age: 20
Country of origin: U.S.A
Town Born in: French Camp
Race/ancestry: Welch
Religion: Areligious
Height: 6'1"
Eye color: Green
Hair color and style: Auburn, a few feet long at last count
Skin Tone: Pasty nerd
Tattoos: None
Eye-sight: Rose-tinted glasses.
Names/screen-names you go by: Descolada/DJ Stomp/Desco
Actual names: Dylan, DJ

How would you describe your personality?
I'm a prick, but I make up for it by being really funny. ^_^

How would other people describe you?
^ See above.

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
WASPS!

What's your favourite physical feature about yourself?
...No comment.

What's your most hated physical feature about yourself?
My facial hair is red. >_<

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Psychedelic Persistent Perception Disorder / Dyslexia

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
Well, I can control time...
  I can stop time, but only for arbitrarily infinitesimal periods.
  I can go back in time, but I can't change anything.
  I can go forward in time, but only at normal speed.

Do you have any allergies?
Allergic to bullshit.

Are you the first,middle,last,or only child?And who are your siblings?
First. Inb4mybrother, Daniel.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
Big family, far too many cousins.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
Nope.

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
As nerdy as it sounds, I wanted to be a scientist. >_<

What is your dream job now?
I'd just love to get paid for my artwork and music. That would be my dream job.

What are your current responsibilities?
What are these... 'responsibilities' of which you speak?

~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
If I had a lifetime supply of gummy worms, it would be gone by tomorrow...

What is your favorite flavour ever?
Mint/Chocolate for sweet things.
Cumin/Cayenne pepper for meat, ect.

Do you like Meat?
Giggity.

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Nicotine.

What is your favourite dinner meal?
TACOS. I live by the taco, die by the taco.

What cuisines do you like best?
Erm, 'cuisine' is a word usually used for nasty food to boost the price by ~50%...
So I don't know lol.

What foods do you HATE?
Beets and sauerkraut.

What food can you not resist?
...Again, tacos.

What was your last meal?
Lmfao, tacos. And I'm being 100% honest, I swear.

Do you like any 'freaky' food combinations?
Are peanut butter and pickle sandwiches 'freaky'?


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
Lol, the height of Wal-Mart fashion.

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
Baseball cap.

Pants or skirts/dresses?
...Mostly pants.

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
Depends on the occasion.

What items of jewelery do you wear most?
Cheap digital wristwatch.

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
My wallet.

Hair up or Hair down?
..Dunno, which does a ponytail count as?

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
Between 2-10 hours after I go to bed.

What time do you usually go to sleep?
You just never know with me...

How often do you bathe/shower?
Every 6 months. Court order.

Do you exercise regularly?
Depends on your definition of 'regularly'. And 'exercise'.

How often do you go out drinking?
I drink alone.

What do you do most in your spare time?
I make music or art, or play video games.

Name your hobbies:
Fred, Steve, Huebert, Fido, Greg, Timothy, and Patches. (Hey, it said to NAME them!)

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
Way too many... Around a dozen.

What sort of 'vehicle' do you own?
1995 Ford Ranger.

What's your current job?
I'm not jobless, I'm job free.

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Color(s): Red  (#FF0000 RGB Red)
Animal: Dog
Season: Summer
Scenery: Forest/Woods
Plant/flower: Morning Glory
Sweet/treat: Gummy worms or Twizzlers
Game: Runescape
Sport: What is this "sport" of which you speak?
Shop: The head shop...
Brand: Gibson.
Cultures: Aussies FTW!
Town/City: Ehh... No idea.
Style of music: Techno, rock, some rap. (Tech N9ne for instance)

Favourite Songs:
By me: Epidome - DJ Stomp ( [link] )
By someone else: Becoming Insane - Infected Mushroom
Favourite Movies: The new Alice in Wonderland, Avatar
Favourite TV shows: South Park, American Dad, Futurama, *Family Guy
(* = If there's nothing better on)
Favourite Animes: Don't like anime.
Favourite Books: Sword of Truth Series by Terry Goodkind (Basis for Legend of the Seeker)
Favourite Ships/Pairings: Umm... What?
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: Six Flags.
Favourite place to relax/feel free: My bedroom/The internet.

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: Doesn't matter.
Weight: Not overly obese or skinny.
Body shape: ^
Hair colour/style: Nothing too short...
Eye color: Blue.
Style: Any
Personality traits: Smart with a good sense of humor.

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
Height: Close to mine.
Weight: Close to mine.
Body shape: ^
Hair colour/style: I don't really pay attention to hair.
Eye colour: Blue eyes are cool.
Style: ?
Personality traits: Again, smart with a good sense of humor.

~*what's the last -*~

Time you laughed: Couple days ago.
Cried: Not since by dad died.
Screamed: A couple days ago, long story. >_<
Shared: ...Right now?
The last person you talked to: Myself.
Person to call you: My best friend.
Person you yelled at: My dog. >_<
Person you told them you loved: ...Dunno.
Time you acted childish: Better to ask the last time I acted my age.
Food you've eaten: Already answered that, try to keep up.
Book you've read: Xenocide by Orson Scott Card (3rd time >_< )
Shop you entered: Gas station.
Thing you regret doing: I regret yelling at my dog tbh. I felt bad all day.
Thing you watched on TV: American Dad last night.
Comment you squee-d over: Comment on some art I had just posted, you'd just have to read it...
( [link] )
Person you mentally hugged: My buddy Jake. ^_^
Thing you wrote?: Well, the previous 4/5 of this post, I guess.
Thing you drew: "Abstractious", this morning.
Thing you read: These ever-tedious questions. LOL.

~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand: On the ceiling!
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yup. Gf Billy.
Dance: Only when I'm being shot at.
Sing: I like to think so. ^_^
Whistle: 3 different ways.
Cook: Only certain things.
Speak a different language: Do programming languages count? If so, Python. Also, a little Spanish.
Do any magic Tricks: I can make drugs... DISSAPEAR!
Put together DIY boxed furniture: Depends if they included all of the pieces. >_>
Use Power tools: Does PowerPoint count?
Write a Resume: No resume to write. So no.
Rollerblade: I can keep from falling, other than that no.
Skateboard: Nah
Surf: the internet.
Navigate: I fail at navigation tbh. >_<
Survive in the Wild: Dunno, never had the chance to try it.
Survive without your cell phone: Pssh, I don't even take my cell phone with me when I leave the house. XD
Survive without your internet: #RUNAROUNDSCREAMING!

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Soviet camo pants and a shirt that says "I put the "PRO" in procrastinate".

How do you feel right now?
Relieved, I can see the bottom of the quiz!

Did you brush your teeth today D<?
Nope, my toothbrush did.

One RANDOM fact about you:
I have 4 nipples. 100% serious.